"Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?’ In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even ‘lame’ is kind of lame. Saying ‘You’re lame’ is like saying ‘You walk with a limp.’ Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he’s done all right for himself."
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Anonymous: what is "good pussy" serious question here

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bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

  • pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
  • pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
  • pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
  • pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
  • pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone

pussy that taste like cornbread

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zrosum:

the knight can visit each square on a chess board exactly once

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

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Anonymous: HIS PULL OUT GAME STRONG, don't believe him? just ask his kids. OH WAIT HE DON'T GOT NONE because his PULL OUT GAME STRONG!!!

bornonvenus:

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